Catch a Punch
As someone takes a swing at me, I just want to be able to catch it, twist their arm backwards, and hear them scream in agony!
Roll A Car
Survive and come away unscathed.
Pull a Fake Mustache Off A Guy At A Dinner Party and yell "AHA!"
Urinate on A Jellyfish Sting
Hop into a Cab and Yell "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"
Drag my hand backwards down a Woman's Cheek While Saying
"What A Shame"
Direct a Movie called AWESOME So I Can Be Referred To As
The AWESOME Director
Cauterize a war wound with gunpowder
Fend off a Bear with a torch, as he goes up on his hind legs, I grab a torch from the fire and shake it back and forth while yelling
"BACK, BACK!"
Make love endlessly all during some natural disaster
Interrogate a criminal in a dark room, and take the bright light from above and shine it directly onto their face and say "Were Onto You!"
Be the only survivor on a deserted island and write SOS in the sand
while waiting for rescue.
Continue to rack my insanity and come up with more ideas to act out
before I die.
As someone takes a swing at me, I just want to be able to catch it, twist their arm backwards, and hear them scream in agony!
Roll A Car
Survive and come away unscathed.
Pull a Fake Mustache Off A Guy At A Dinner Party and yell "AHA!"
Urinate on A Jellyfish Sting
Hop into a Cab and Yell "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"
Drag my hand backwards down a Woman's Cheek While Saying
"What A Shame"
Direct a Movie called AWESOME So I Can Be Referred To As
The AWESOME Director
Cauterize a war wound with gunpowder
Fend off a Bear with a torch, as he goes up on his hind legs, I grab a torch from the fire and shake it back and forth while yelling
"BACK, BACK!"
Make love endlessly all during some natural disaster
Interrogate a criminal in a dark room, and take the bright light from above and shine it directly onto their face and say "Were Onto You!"
Be the only survivor on a deserted island and write SOS in the sand
while waiting for rescue.
Continue to rack my insanity and come up with more ideas to act out
before I die.
2 comments:
Shaytan,
You'll never cease to surprise me with the things that you want to do and the things you write. You're shouldn't be director, you should be a script writer! You're good!! You're a good man, my friend!
Well, that was officially the WEIRDEST to do list I have ever read hahaha. I hope that all works out for you... I think :)
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